Hay U OK?

I hate both of the people in the above situation:
"Captain Obvious" (Or, perhaps, "Captain Oblivious") Person
and "What? I The dagger in my side doesn't
hurt at all... I feel like eating pancakes." Person.

Let Sleeping Lions Lay

Ice Skaters

(You know you do it too.)

A Celebration of Femininity

Out of respect for the feminist issues normally presented in entry level college courses, I have composed a song to celebrate the epitome of what it is to be female.


(Sung to the tune of 'She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain')

It'll be coming down the mountain when it comes, (Like Lava)
It'll be coming down the mountain when it comes! (Like Lava)
It'll be coming down the mountain,
It'll be coming down the mountain,
It'll be coming down the mountain when it comes!

It'll make her really bitchy when it comes, (PMS!)
It'll make her really bitchy when it comes! (PMS!)
It'll make her really bitchy,
It'll make her really bitchy,
It'll make her really bitchy when it comes!

We'll all need to rush to Walgreen’s when it comes, (Faster!)
We'll all need to rush to Walgreen’s when it comes! (Faster!)
We'll all need to rush to Walgreen’s
We'll all need to rush to Walgreen’s
We'll all need to rush to Walgreen’s when it comes!

We'll all load up on pads 'n pills when it comes, (Yay!)
We'll all load up on pads 'n pills when it comes! (Yay!)
We'll all load up on pads 'n pills,
We'll all load up on pads 'n pills,
We'll all load up on pads 'n pills when it comes!